Friday, 1 September 2006

Ole Miss recruit Powe "essentially a non-reader"

Powe in a rare moment away from the fingerpainting easel.

Jerrell Powe, a former special ed student at Wayne County High School in Mississippi, is set to enroll at Ole Miss today after suing the NCAA for not clearing him to play ball.

Please take a moment to try and fathom how retarded a special ed student from Mississippi must be. We're talking uncontrollable drooling and outbursts... plus retard strength... this guy is the perfect tackling machine.

Rumors are unconfirmed as to whether or not he designed the new Florida Gators shirts this year.

Upon hearing this news, Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli has decided to apply to the University of Georgia next fall in hopes of walking on to the football team. Mr. Fratelli must retake the ACT due to his current score of 15.

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